Support System

I believe that beauty is within every woman's reach. All she needs is a little style to enhance her god-given assets. But what happens when style requires a degree in engineering?

With the onset of summer-like weather, I have acquired a couple of cute and flirty, low-cut blouses which hang upon my shoulders by the thinnest of spaghetti straps. But due to their plunging necklines, these blouses don't work with my strapless bras. So, what's a girl to do?

1. Go "commando" and let those beautiful girls bounce and jiggle according to the earth's gravitational pull?

2. Invest in a set of bizarre silicone, stick-on bra cups that resemble a pair of skinless chicken breasts?

3. Go all out trailer-trash and just wear a regular bra and let the straps show?

4. Return the blouses and leave the shoulder-baring shirts to the pre-teens?

I am lucky enough to have a couple of perfectly perky silver screen-worthy duos, but too many outings without properly strapping them in will no doubt lead to a pair of less-than-spectacular twins down the road. So, I'm not so sure about going freestyle. But the chicken cutlets? I imagine stripping off my cute and flirty blouse for that special hottie-du-jour only to have him freak out at the sight of a pair of smooth, nipple-free breasts. And what about when you take them off? Are your breasts sticky from the residue, like after peeling off a band-aid? Still, that has to be better than the visible bra-strap scenario, right?

Well, I have yet to give up on my hunt for the perfect strapless bra which will support my lovely girls without peeping out from under my blouse. But since I plan on wearing these sexy, skimpy shirts on my trip to the Bahamas in exactly 3 weeks, I've got some serious shopping to do. So, exactly what the hell am I doing blogging?