Monday, January 21, 2008

Lucie's Love Nest

The other day, the ladies over at Smart Bitches were a bit miffed about a Washington paper making the assumption that a romance writer would have a romantic bedroom. I, for one, took absolutely no offense at the reporter's apparent insult because I firmly believe that all bedrooms should be havens for romance. You see, I am not only a romance writer, but I am also a Feng Shui practitioner. In the ancient Chinese art of Feng Shui, bedrooms have two purposes: rest and romance. And one's bedroom should be conducive to both. Now that doesn't necessarily mean that your bedroom should have a canopy bed piled high with frilly pillows (actually a no-no in Feng Shui), but it does mean that your bedroom should be clutter-free, relaxing, and inviting. So, you know dear Lucie here has done a bang up job of making her bedroom just that. See for yourself...


Now, I don't have any vomiting children, a slobbering dog, or a sloppy hubby to wreck my bedroom, but I am pretty damn sure that even if I did, my boudoir would still be as romantic and inviting as it is today. Why? Because you have to have some romance in your life no matter what. How many women's magazines are constantly reminding us to take care of ourselves first so that we can take care of the others in our lives? How many decorating shows feature makeovers of bedrooms for parents who want a retreat from their children and hectic lives? How many ways do we have to say it? Your home, and especially your bedroom, should be your sanctuary.

If you learn one thing from Lucie, let it be this: Romance is not a fantasy only to be found in books. You just have to cultivate a space for it in your life. Do that, and I promise you'll find a reason to go to bed early...

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Good Read VS Good Plot

Recently a book (one I haven’t read, admittedly) was given a mediocre score (a 3 out of 5) by a reviewer who raved about it, saying she enjoyed it so much she couldn’t put it down. The book was also referred to as a “guilty pleasure.” I couldn’t understand why the book would only get a 3 rating when it was such a good read. The reviewer’s answer to that question was that it didn’t have a plot and “nothing really happened.” Hmmm.

So, this has been gnawing at me for a while. What, exactly, constitutes a good book? My real concern here is that some readers (and writers) expect that in order for a book to be good, it should be steeped in action, intrigue and red herrings. I’ve got nothing against a winding tale of plot twists and page-turning cliffhangers, but I do have a problem if that’s all it is. I need more than mere mechanics of a plot to keep me reading. I need smart writing, engaging, well-developed characters and a subject matter that interests me. Sounds simple, doesn’t it?

I can’t tell you how many books I’ve picked up that were ripe with plotlines that I couldn’t read past chapter two. One of the problems I’ve encountered with these plot-heavy books is that the plot moves the action forward rather than the characters doing so. One wildly successful plot-driven book that I absolutely detested (which shall remain nameless on this blog!) was crammed with daring escapes, double-dealing characters and extremely controversial historical claims. However, in my opinion, the writing was mediocre at best, the plot was filled with unsubstantiated red herrings in which characters did things simply because the story needed it, and there was almost no character development whatsoever. I struggled to get through this book, just hanging in there to find out what the bloody hell happened. Honestly, I would have chucked it after the first page except that all my friends had told me how fabulous it was and that I simply had to read it.

Ok. This particular book definitely had a good plot with twists and turns and surprises and loads of action. But I didn’t give a toss for the characters, whether they lived or died. And the eighth grade level of writing did absolutely nothing to excite or engage me. A writer’s first love should be words. And it is the job of the writer to subtly weave character and story through the careful selection of word usage. For instance, there are several ways to describe pent up sexual desire. But I think the way it is described should directly relate to the character and the story. Here is a fine example from my short story A Taste of Italy:

My libido was on overdrive, and if I didn’t get some satisfaction soon, I was capable of erupting like Mount Vesuvius—endangering every man, woman, and child in a two-mile radius.

See what I mean? The choice of language, the sentence structure, the “voice” of the character should all add to the overall tone and feel of the story.

So, I guess what I’m arguing here is that a book needs more than mere plot points to be good. And does plot have to be some giant puzzle of a story? Or can’t it simply be a character’s development as she encounters obstacles on her journey through life?

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Success!

Because I know you're all just dying to find out whether or not I stuck to my promise to exercise after work yesterday! As a matter of fact, I did! And I nearly got derailed by my mother demanding I go grocery shopping for her. And no, I didn't abandon my poor mum in favor of a kickboxing DVD. Instead, I left her at her home and sprinted through the market throwing items from her shopping list in the cart at top speed and nearly plowing down little old ladies on my way outta there. I then zoomed home, popped in my DVD and punched, kicked and stomped out my aggression towards my manipulative, guilt-tripping mother. (Those who know me well, know this is not an exaggeration in the least!) She's lucky I have my kickboxing videos to relieve my hostility!

Ciao,
Lucie

P.S. I'll try to blog about something more interesting next time. My brain is fried at the moment.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I tried

Ok. I was all gung ho about getting up at 5am to work out this morning, but when my alarm actually went off at 4:53am, I just couldn't drag my ass out of bed. It was just too fucking early!

I had come up with this morning exercise plan due to my inability to keep consistently working out after work because of social obligations, laziness, and whatnot. But it is simply unnatural to be up at 5am. The birds aren't even awake at that hour! So, I told myself that I'll work out tonight when I get home. And dammit, if I lame out of it, I don't know what to do with myself. I may have to take drastic action - like joining a gym or something. God help me!

Ciao,
Lucie

Friday, January 04, 2008

Eating My Way Through Manhattan

I know that when most people visit Manhattan, they go to Broadway shows, visit museums, and take in the sights such as The Empire State Building and Ellis Island. Well, I visit NYC rather frequently, and since I hate musicals and have already done my share of sightseeing, my trips to the Big Apple are all about the food (although I usually do throw in a museum tour here and there - I'm not that bourgeois!) So, here's the skinny, or more appropriately, the fat, on where I dined in NYC on my most recent trip. Basically, I ate my way from the Upper West Side to the Lower East Side.

Otto – A popular restaurant in the West Village owned by celebrity chef Mario Batali. On a Thursday night, the place was jammed with plenty of Manhattan’s hip and trendy inhabitants. My friend and I had a drink at the bar while we waited on our table (reservations highly recommended!). The place was noisy with chatter and loud music blaring, but we were able to get seats at the bar, so that was good. Once seated, my friend ordered pizza, and I went for a pasta dish. I wish I’d ordered the pizza. It was wafer thin and packed with flavor, while the pasta wasn’t anything special. For dessert we had gelato, which was rather ridiculous since it was about 30 degrees outside. We were both chilled to our bones afterward and had to partake in some coffee liqueurs at a joint nearby.

Café La Lanterna – This has to be one of my favorite spots for drinks. After indulging in gelato at Otto, we ran (literally, we were freezing our asses off!) over to La Lanterna to imbibe in a tasty nightcap. La Lanterna is a cozy little place lighted by roaring fires in its two fireplaces, flickering lanterns on its brick walls, and votive candles on its tabletops. With live jazz streaming in from the room next door, my friend and I grabbed a table on the lower level right next to the fire. We ordered a couple of spiked coffees and gabbed the night away while our waitress, Gigi, frequently popped by to attend to us.

Diner – Okay, I don’t actually know the name of this particular diner I ate at one afternoon. I was in midtown to see the windows at Macy’s, and not having had breakfast, just needed a quick bite. I saw the word “diner” and took a chance. Stepping into this place was like being transported to Las Vegas in the 1950s. For one, it was quite huge – rather unusual for New York City. Secondly, it was adorned with orange vinyl booths, funky “sputnik” looking lighting fixtures, and waitresses wearing uniforms that had to be inspired by the seventies TV show, Alice. My waitress was in her 60s with bright red hair and matching lipstick. I expected to be greeted with a rich “New Yawk” accent, but instead was rather surprised to hear her voice dripping with a thick Russian brogue. I ordered hot chocolate (delicious) and buttermilk pancakes (you can never go wrong with flapjacks!).

Village Natural – this little “healthy” restaurant is tucked in a lower level on Greenwich Ave. in the Village (naturally!). Although I am a vegetarian, there is something not-so-appealing about eating “healthy” food – especially in Manhattan. But I found an item on the menu that looked a little less healthy than all else, the Mexican Tostada, and it was all right. Living in Los Angeles, I have access to some of the best Mexican food in the US. This particular tostada wasn’t nearly on par with anything you’d find in LA, healthy or not. Skip the tostada.

The Brandy Library – I and two friends came here on a Friday night for drinks before dinner. Hidden on a quiet street (at night anyway) in Tribeca, this bar is warm and cozy with a roaring fireplace, leather and plush velvet seating, and row upon row of bottles of liquor lining the walls. It has the feeling of a 1920s library, but is as well-stocked as any modern bar. I ordered a “Pick Me Up,” a concoction of Grand Marnier, Cognac, orange juice and champagne, which was quite tasty. My two friends, however, weren’t overly pleased with their choices – a Creold’fashioned, a Dark and Stormy, and a Librarian.

Cercle Rouge – After the Brandy Library, one of my friends and I stopped here for dinner, just around the corner. Charming and very Parisian, we settled into a table in the back (but not the back room, which looked very cozy) and proceeded to dine on some of the most delicious French fare I’ve had since my trip to Paris two years ago. The only problem was that I ordered too much food and ate until I nearly puked. Yeah, it was that good!

Quantum Leap – On my own Saturday morning, I headed to this little vegetarian café on Thompson Street for breakfast. I’d had the sweet potato pancakes before, which were absolutely divine, but still being rather full from stuffing myself at Cercle Rouge the night before, I decided to eat light. I ordered “The American,” a plate of scrambled eggs, veggie sausage and toast. Yum!

Arte Around The Corner – After clomping around the Upper West Side for a few hours, I met up with my friend at this little (as in so tiny Thumbelina would find it cramped) cafe on Columbus Ave. Despite the tight quarters, the drinks were good and the appetizers (olives and artichokes) were delicious.

L’Asso – In Little Italy on Mott Street a mere block away from the ever-popular and oft over-crowded Lombardi’s, this hip pizzeria offers some fine fare for a decent price. The bad – it was hella noisy with loud, bad music blaring. The good – the waiters were not only cute, but very accommodating. When our pizza was delivered to our table, my friend and I found it a tad “overcooked.” Ok. It was fucking black on the edges and smelled like brimstone. So, of course, we sent it back. Twenty five minutes later, we were presented with a lovely, crisp (not wafer thin, but still thin enough), colorful oblong pizza. We dove in, and were not disappointed.

Minetta Tavern – Established by a mobster back in the 30s, this bar-restaurant is a throwback to old New York. My friend and I stopped here on the way to La Lanterna so she could watch the last half of the Giants-Patriots game in a setting that wouldn’t offend me (I hate sports bars). For a bar with a TV showing football, it wasn’t too bad. The noise was kept to a dull roar (no bad, blaring music), and for a Saturday night, it was rather sparsely populated. They don’t have a drink menu, which kind of left me at a loss as to what to order since I prefer flavored martinis to straight up liquor. So, I requested a shot of Frangellico, which was strong, but tasty. After the Patriots won (to my friend’s great delight), we headed over to La Lanterna for dessert.

Florent – I nearly walked past this funky fifties-ish diner on Gansevoort Street in the Meat Packing District. Strolling down the cobblestone road, I started to notice an increase in graffiti covering the metal rolling doors of the establishments lining the street. Surely, I was in the wrong neighborhood. But just as I reached for my cell phone to call my friend, I spotted “Florent” in small letters on a window across the street. Once inside, I found the little diner hopping with people and was forced to grab a table right in the line of fire of waiters delivering food to tables lining the wall behind. When my friend arrived, we came to the conclusion that if none of those tables were free, it would be better to sit at the counter. I ordered a goat cheese, apple, and onion omelet, which was heavenly.


All in all, a culinary delight!

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Lucie's Lessons for the New Year

Here are some things I've learned over the past year:
1. Don't sleep with an ex-lover just because you want to. He may be hot, but he's still a jerk and will end up treating you like crap.
2. Don't sleep with a guy on the first OR the second date (unless you're only in it for the sex).
3. Pamper yourself...rarely does anyone do it for you!
4. Eating chocolate in bed with a new lover is one of the most romantic moments you can have for under twenty bucks.
5. Costa Rica is chock full of natural beauties - waterfalls, volcanoes, rain forests, adventure guides...
6. New York City in June is hot, sticky and gross.
7. New York City in December is cold, wet and windy.
8. Fall and Spring are the only times to go to New York City!
9. If you need a pick me up, don't eat cookies. Buy shoes. Or boots. Or sandals. You'll feel better about yourself afterward.
10. No matter what, have fun!